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WHY WE LOVE SCHWARTZENEGGER

WHY WE LOVE SCHWARZENEGER

WHY WE LOVE ARNOLD

Excerpt from WeLoveArnold.com
This site emerges from a cease-fire between two camps of Arnold-lovers: those who believe that his candidacy symbolizes the Death of the Republic and those who believe it is Really Cool. We agree only that it’s irresistible.

"Anyone not interested in the candidacy of Arnold Schwarzenegger should apply for a time-travel permit. In one phenomenon we encounter the socio-political megatrends that distinguish this era from all that precede it. The merger of politics and entertainment. The irrelevance of a public record or organized body of thought. The popularity of tropes of strength and violence among a citizenry obese and powerless. It is all too wonderful, too rich, too vital to overlook or disdain. Arnold is my dream (or your nightmare) come true.”

-- Jean-Pierre McGarrigle

Check this sweet piece out!

(thanks to to Nova for this gem!)

CLICK ME!!

_{I mentioned in a previous posting that among other confusing and/or unsettling phrases, this blog is number one in the world for those internet-search-engineers who seek website content that they seem to only be able to descriibe in two words....MUTANT CLIT .    So, in keeping with this new tradition that has somehow evoloved, I present to you this newspaper clipping that I stole from NovaErratic (she stole it from some website that stole it from some real life newspaper-- so if she starts creeping around here bitching about me kifing her site content then I suggest everyone clear the room... there could be trouble.  But for now... just sit back and enjoy....its good stuff here.}

You Didn't really think I was done with these guys did you...??

I re-uploaded the media player, so it can once again be reached by chooosing JUKEBOX of the navigation menu on the left.

This is where you can see video of "The Starwars Kid" and his remixes. Also the Kung Fool Video is great in case you missed it before.  Seriously, watch it over and over again. I can't remember everything thats on their at the moment... the Poopoocalafragalistic song should be on there.... the song that goes along with the Sell Your Soul website is up there .  Then there's a folder of some breakbeats ive made and i unlocked the folder of weird slower, hiphop speed, down-tempo instrumentals, for a friend of mine to mess around wit as well, so feel freee to browse...  the green button on the right streams the video or audio. Clicking on the filename will bring up the "save as" option menu.

Got bored and wanted to leave someone a nasty comment on xanga so I made n account over there...  and thats all I have to say for today...

the targets of these smaple search words can all be found on blogs on the right side, navigation, links menus.

I was bored so I checked some referrer stats... I like to see what sort of freaks I attract to my blog and what words spewed forth from their twisted brains onto the keyboard magically breinging up a link directly here...  here's a few of my favorites...

mutant dick

mutant clits    (number one on google!)

kollaborations breakdance

orange shirt breakdancer

i wear pampers

shitting into diapers

BK lounge quote

john deere blog  (a random aol search???  WTF?)

learning gibberish   (that kicks ass!)

sex robot     (i followed up on this... it must be buried deep in the stacks ...this guy must have really been investiagting hardcore in order to reach mine... i got bored looking)

hah... someone just entered the word DRUGS  into a blog search on blogwise... ahhh  good times...

Oh yeah then there's that guy on Tblog who puts MASTURBATION into the tblog search...  that makes me feel funny...

Hmm... I was hoping to find a really good grand finale  but I'm sick of back tracking through these stats... just lots of people looking for David Elsewhere (breakdancing kid) and the Star Wars Kid video, but I dont show up for those really anymore since my media streamer has been down...

Okay... gonna go back to getting a life now.

I found this site a long time ago... a couple years ago I think.  Just dug out the link.  This guy is ridiculous--his webpage starts with this image as its entry point...

His bio is is short and to the point...

"my name is camper english.

i live in the mission district of san francisco.
that's where the good crack is at.
everything you need to know is in the logs."

His latest blog entry is a guide to help you prepare your own New Years Resolution. It's called the The CEFYS (Camper English Fix-Your-Shit) Plan.  It's is pretty much what it says it is-- 8 steps to "fixing your shit" with examples of how he himself fixed his shit over the holidays... Part One: What's Your Shit? ... Part Two: Why is Your Shit Fucked Up?....  Part Three: The Plan for Fixing Your Shit...  "Look at your list of what's fucked up and try to think of ways to fix your shit. I recommend using a multi-pronged attack to fixing your shit".   This is just one example of his many jewels of self-help wisdom... Then there is Part Four: Prepare to Fix Your Shit... and this next step is VERY importsant.  Don't miss it! Part Five: Fix Your Shit!    I highly reccomend that you cruise on over to Camper English's website CRAMPER.COM and seeing what he has to offer.

Think your shit is already fixed?  Then head on over anyway and check out what he's selling!  Handmade old-schol county fair prize style feathered roach-clips!  Hells Yeah!  Check out what he has to say on these...

"Back when feather roach clips were in vogue, times were good. All the slutty white trash girls in Judas Priest T-shirts wore them in their hair after winning them at a county fair, and the guys hung a clump of them proudly from the rearview mirror of their beat up Camarros. Roach clips added a touch of flair and rebellion to any outfit.

In the pointless quest to regain my youth, I scoured local head shops and the internet to find these gems of smoking paraphernalia that I confused with fashion accessories in my blissfully ignorant childhood. I had no luck, and was forced to put my skills as a master craftsman to work. I cranked out a batch of these puppies so authentic I would swear they were made in Taiwan if I didn't have the burns from the hot glue gun to prove my own involvement. To keep them to myself seemed wrong."

Click the image above to design and order your's today!

Seeing that my brithday is coming up I decided to go and see if the Death Clock site was still up and running to see how many more of these things I'd have to endure...

I smoke so it looks like I could've added another 7 years, oh well... I entered my sex, my date of birth, 1977, and body mass index of 24 (it has a calculator to help you figure that out)... but I'm also left-handed so I think that cuts my expected life span a bit as well (or is that a myth?  i'll have to research that).  Anyhow...thanks to the Tombstone Generator that Recon shared with us all on his blog, Monkey's For Helping (ALWAYS a good place to check out).

I think I've found my new hobby...
(until House Gymnastics season starts up at least)

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I got lots of good stuff I wanna post, but im sorta tied up trying to switch over an assload of websites over to a new server. The entire process makes me want to move to a shack with no electricity or indoor plumbing out in Montana wher e I can begin writing my long awaited Anti-Technology Manifesto. But for now here's nice little gem I found on some chick's AOL profile... enjoy.